Short story

With my dearest friend Julia Renee Rice, we ventured into the Amazon, our mission to find and recover the diamond of hope. The diamond was so pure and rare because it came from the sea of tranquility located off of the coast of Mexico, which was home of the blue elephant, elephants. With Julia's machete of wisdom, we entered the ever forbidding darkness of the giant banana trees and the coconut palms of ripe coconuts, this became our only source of food as we are vegetarians and do not eat small children. Julia forged the pineapple key from the juice of a liquid nitrogen tree. we used the device to enter the portal of confusion that would lead us to the holy diamond of hope, thats pretty holy. unfortunately since Julia has the machete...i became confused and she was forced to make me a fluffy penguin, which somehow would help me. Thankfully the keepers of the diamond of hope, were morbidly fearful of my fluffy penguinness, so they being polar bears jumped into the frozen water and hid from mah penguin powers. During this time Julia recovered the diamond of hope, and we kept it on our house boat and lived happily ever after. the end, or until next time...