My friend john madden

My friend Lucky Charm, was born 1902 to Daddy charm and mommy charm. Raised in a beaver den, his parents taught him about football. As he aged he became more and more familiar with the sport, although his inability to announce the sport was horrid. his parents worked in a sweat shop making Jordan's at the back of their beaver den. Lucky then went to college but quickly realized that he was not cut out for anything that required brain usage. He then went to the football field and started making dumb remarks about what was going on. The coach noticed his unique ability to falsely announce the great sport. He was then invited to ESPN to talk about football. When the drawing tool was invited he put that to use. He was so terrible with it that he would cover the entire screen in squiggly yellow lines until you couldn't even see the play often resulting in a stage of rage by the fans watching their televisions. He now has his own show about his inability to talk incoherently on the "Madden" bus. In fact he uses the yellow line while on the bus to highlight what he is currently doing.